Anchors Aweigh

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

(via starfuckery)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via sentientsedona)

meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

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sentientsedona:

We fit like two words in a crossword puzzle-not obvious at first but it makes sense in the end ~ Megan DePaso

thefellowshipofthetwerk:

Are we human
Or are we old sport

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I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

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please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

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coagulates:

someone fall in love with me i am bored

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